June 2025

Alert! This is the third exposé in the series!

Look, I’ll be honest with you. If you haven’t read my previous two exposés – either because you were in a coma or abducted by aliens – it’s probably going to be too complicated to just jump in the deep end. I mean, there’s a lot of rough stuff in this third installment exposing my family for my financial gain.

If you think you can handle mutilation, plagues and terrorists, then – maybe – you can handle what’s in this book. If you’re not sure, and if you value a good night’s sleep, I would either buy another book, or start with the first book in the series. I’m not saying you’re dumb per se, but if you didn’t know that “per se” is a Latin expression, then you’re definitely out of your league, because there are plenty more where that one came from.

- Alex Roy

“I’d like to mutilate, plague and terrorize the author of this stupid book!” – Casey Roy

“I just learned how to spell terrorize!” – Sammy Roy!